Physical Description : Male, twenty several, lightly pierced (right ear, left brow, tongue). Hair has been ritually shaved off and the remnants dyed green, hence rendering all available photos obsolete. Stoopid goatee (Blondish, no shrimps) can usually be found in residence.
Mental Description : Yeti, Liar and Perv.
Work Description : Games( Coder++ && Artist( _3D || _2D ) );
Job Description : I escaped, until recaptured I shall be working on
http://www.WetGenes.com
Location : London, UK. (Well Croydon but its a 20 minute train ride to central London)
Life Plan : To fuck Eris and Kill "Bob"
Hobbies : In my spare time I collect mad wimmen, cats and dabble in the occult.
Epitaph : Live by the Fnord die by the Fnord.
Email : kriss@xixs.com
Live Journal :
http://XIXs.livejournal.com , look its not a blog, alright? :)
CV / Resume : available in the following formats
krisscv.html ,
krisscv.pdf ,
krisscv.txt ,
krisscv.rtf ,
krisscv.sxw ,
krisscv.doc and as
krisscv.zip which contains all of them.
ICQ : 681874 and 2082142
MSN : krisss@hotmail.com
YAHOO : yah_kriss
AIM : kriss1923
XFIRE : xix
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I am a large alpha mail.
People think I'm bigger, taller and scarier than I actually am. This amuses me.
I have absolutely no intention of ever having sensible hair, on any part of my body.
I study at the school of banality and dabble in the occult.
I seldom have a sensible thought in my tiny little mind.
I was thrown out of A level art for not bothering to do any work and consider this my finest artistic qualification.
I actually have a somewhat creative career, the fact that people pay me money (occasionally) to do what I do never ceases to amaze me.
In my spare time I collect mad wimmin and cats. This is not a simple hobby, neither of them wrangle easily.
I have an obvious obsession with the number 19, once you have a pet number it simplifies so many decisions.
I may be a weirdo but I'm a large scary weirdo. This means I was never chased out of the tribe for being strange.
I am an executive pervert.
I subscribe to a joke religion (or 2) which isn't a joke.
I am a perfect master schmuck.
I accept Bill Hicks as my short duration personal saviour.
My pookah is bigger than your pookah.
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